Key words: Female, Vegan, Happy, Book Reader, Movie Watcher, Cat Lover, Certified Nerd/Geek, Zombie Killer, Future Protester/Advocate.

 

Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.

Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.

Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.

Obama: Supports gay marriage.

Obama: Education for all!

Obama: Universal healthcare!

Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!

*Stupid* Americans: You're destroying this country.

edwardspoonhands:

loveincolororg:

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF GAYS DESTROYING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.

But if gays are allowed to marry, my wife will notice that I don’t try to stay in shape as hard Neil Patrick Harris does!!!

So cute!

edwardspoonhands:

loveincolororg:

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF GAYS DESTROYING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.

But if gays are allowed to marry, my wife will notice that I don’t try to stay in shape as hard Neil Patrick Harris does!!!

So cute!

lacigreen:

uselessparadigm:

10knotes:

I feel so embarrassed and I can’t explain it.

“if women are so smart, why hasn’t there been a woman president?”

(Source: idiotsonfb)

lacigreen:


ilovecharts:
Yeah…

i’m masturbating and can’t come to the phone right now, please leave a message after the beep and i’ll call you back when i’ve got a free hand.

Well it is May…Haha :)

lacigreen:

ilovecharts:

Yeah…

i’m masturbating and can’t come to the phone right now, please leave a message after the beep and i’ll call you back when i’ve got a free hand.

Well it is May…Haha :)